Friday, December 4, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Babbles on CHEWING GUMS.
I love chewing gums. It's a shame that gums are not one of the 7 wonders of the world. It's the best creation since the.. universe. You can chew it while playing chess, you can chew it when you're driving and you can chew while jumping up and down, running in circles. And here's a great trivia I discovered from experience, you know how your eyes get all watery when you chop those red onions? Chewing gum can prevent that. SEE? How cool chewing gums really are. I think that they're severely underrated.
Chewing gums have been know for centuries as the most effective way to stop this disease called 'boredom'. Boredom is diagnosed when these signs appear:
1) You kept going to your Facebook home, minimizing it and repeating the same thing over and over again in the hopes of red blob with the number 1 on it will appear at the bottom of your page. But when it turned out it was just another quiz your friend took that Facebook thought would be a good idea to inform you about, you got severely frustrated.
2) You started thinking about your wedding. Even if you are getting married tomorrow, thinking about your wedding over and over again is still a sign of boredom because only bored people get married.
3) You started doodling on your table.
4) You started thinking about the picture frame in front of you and how good it will be if you eat it with tar tar sauce.
5) You read Twilight -this is stage 4 of boredom. Stage 5 is when you die of boredom.
Chewing gum can prevent all these. You can make bubbles with it. You would be too preoccupied with wrapping it around your tongue and blowing it. (That's what she said). Furthermore, it could give a big boost to your ego. The pride when you succeeded in making a bubbles out of a rubber you eat is priceless. Trust me.
Not to mention, little kids would adore you. My 2 year old cousin was in a very bad mood. I was absentmindedly chewing my gum and ignoring him. He saw me moving my jaw up and down and came to me saying, kak kan pe? Translated - Kakak makan apa?/What are you eating? I said chewing gum and proceeded to blow a bubble. Boy, that dude get really excited. He's trying to pop my bubbles and laughed real hard when I tried to get away from him. I of course wouldn't let him near my chewing gum because god knows what he's been touching so I just move my mouth away from him, resulting me to fall off the couch and hit my head on the floor. This cousin of mine roared with laughter. Apparently, injuring myself is a form of entertainment to him.
CHEWING GUMS ARE AWHSUM!
Chewing gums have been know for centuries as the most effective way to stop this disease called 'boredom'. Boredom is diagnosed when these signs appear:
1) You kept going to your Facebook home, minimizing it and repeating the same thing over and over again in the hopes of red blob with the number 1 on it will appear at the bottom of your page. But when it turned out it was just another quiz your friend took that Facebook thought would be a good idea to inform you about, you got severely frustrated.
2) You started thinking about your wedding. Even if you are getting married tomorrow, thinking about your wedding over and over again is still a sign of boredom because only bored people get married.
3) You started doodling on your table.
4) You started thinking about the picture frame in front of you and how good it will be if you eat it with tar tar sauce.
5) You read Twilight -this is stage 4 of boredom. Stage 5 is when you die of boredom.
Chewing gum can prevent all these. You can make bubbles with it. You would be too preoccupied with wrapping it around your tongue and blowing it. (That's what she said). Furthermore, it could give a big boost to your ego. The pride when you succeeded in making a bubbles out of a rubber you eat is priceless. Trust me.
Not to mention, little kids would adore you. My 2 year old cousin was in a very bad mood. I was absentmindedly chewing my gum and ignoring him. He saw me moving my jaw up and down and came to me saying, kak kan pe? Translated - Kakak makan apa?/What are you eating? I said chewing gum and proceeded to blow a bubble. Boy, that dude get really excited. He's trying to pop my bubbles and laughed real hard when I tried to get away from him. I of course wouldn't let him near my chewing gum because god knows what he's been touching so I just move my mouth away from him, resulting me to fall off the couch and hit my head on the floor. This cousin of mine roared with laughter. Apparently, injuring myself is a form of entertainment to him.
CHEWING GUMS ARE AWHSUM!
Saturday, November 28, 2009
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> Dear Elsa, After checking with the penyelaras form 2, it is confirmed that u'll be in 3 gigih next year. Sorry for the confusion caused
- Sri Aman Admin
So it's settle then.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Pui San
YES! I'm IN 3 FREAKING HORMAT!! Which means, loads of Tusyicle for me. WOOHOOOO.
Anyway, Pui San is here in my house. As to why she's here, I have no idea. But it's great to have some company. So, say hi PUI
HI!
Okay, that wasn't Pui. That was me pretending to be Pui. But you can't tell the difference can you? AHAH! I knew it.
I'm a impersonator genius. HEEE :D
Anyway, my days went so fast. The fact that I'm a prisoner in my own home doesn't make it easier. But I'm not complaining. This beats the hell outta living in Langkawi for a month. I can't go out, so what? I'm still cool. :D Aren't you annoyed by me sudden optimism? I know I am. I'm dark and twisted, not cheery and optimistic. But whatever. I want to go with the flow for once. Listen to the angel in me rather than the dark me. And it's going so well for me, you know. And for once, life is good. :)
Anyway, Pui San is here in my house. As to why she's here, I have no idea. But it's great to have some company. So, say hi PUI
HI!
Okay, that wasn't Pui. That was me pretending to be Pui. But you can't tell the difference can you? AHAH! I knew it.
I'm a impersonator genius. HEEE :D
Anyway, my days went so fast. The fact that I'm a prisoner in my own home doesn't make it easier. But I'm not complaining. This beats the hell outta living in Langkawi for a month. I can't go out, so what? I'm still cool. :D Aren't you annoyed by me sudden optimism? I know I am. I'm dark and twisted, not cheery and optimistic. But whatever. I want to go with the flow for once. Listen to the angel in me rather than the dark me. And it's going so well for me, you know. And for once, life is good. :)
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Questionable
I just watched (500) days of Summer. It was good, fun and enjoyable. Not exactly the best movie ever but it was okay.
You already saw it coming didn't you? 'Elsa will analyze this movie half to death and I won't care enough to read'. Yes, you're right. I will analyze this movie half to death just because I got nothing else better to do.
500 days of Summer centered around Tom and Summer who in my opinion is a selfish bitch. Yes, the tagline 'this is not a love story, this is a story about love' doesn't make any sense whatsoever because clearly, this is a love story. -____- This love story is a little bit different than what Katherin Heigl and Jennifer Aniston would act in, and that brought it up a notch.
But I have to say, I despise Summer and her Katy Perry-like face. She's evil. I don't think there's people in real life that is as evil as she is. She roped a person in to fall in love with her. Then, she woke up the next morning, decided that 'it's not meant to be' and just walk away. Just like that.
Who the hell does that? Even me, a remarkably selfish person thinks that that is the biggest act of selfishness ever. Things like this happen all the time. Believe me, I'm speaking from experience. She changed a person's life and then leave him because she feels like it. She broke a person heart and said 'it's just not meant to be'.
THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE. You have to have a reason when you fall out of love. There's no such thing as 'I just did'. It's not fair for everyone. It's NEVER fair! Even if your feeling just disappear one day, it's not because of fate. It's just because you're a coward. Or because you're a bitch who plays with people's feelings. And that makes you the bad guy. The villain.
So don't ever say you fall out of love because fate is written that way. Because we all know the truth, you're only a coward who's making excuses.
You already saw it coming didn't you? 'Elsa will analyze this movie half to death and I won't care enough to read'. Yes, you're right. I will analyze this movie half to death just because I got nothing else better to do.
500 days of Summer centered around Tom and Summer who in my opinion is a selfish bitch. Yes, the tagline 'this is not a love story, this is a story about love' doesn't make any sense whatsoever because clearly, this is a love story. -____- This love story is a little bit different than what Katherin Heigl and Jennifer Aniston would act in, and that brought it up a notch.
But I have to say, I despise Summer and her Katy Perry-like face. She's evil. I don't think there's people in real life that is as evil as she is. She roped a person in to fall in love with her. Then, she woke up the next morning, decided that 'it's not meant to be' and just walk away. Just like that.
Who the hell does that? Even me, a remarkably selfish person thinks that that is the biggest act of selfishness ever. Things like this happen all the time. Believe me, I'm speaking from experience. She changed a person's life and then leave him because she feels like it. She broke a person heart and said 'it's just not meant to be'.
THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE. You have to have a reason when you fall out of love. There's no such thing as 'I just did'. It's not fair for everyone. It's NEVER fair! Even if your feeling just disappear one day, it's not because of fate. It's just because you're a coward. Or because you're a bitch who plays with people's feelings. And that makes you the bad guy. The villain.
So don't ever say you fall out of love because fate is written that way. Because we all know the truth, you're only a coward who's making excuses.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Have Fun!
Mom and Dad departed to Jeddah at approximately 6.30 a.m. Goodbye is never easy. We'll be seeing each other again in short 40 days but they way we said goodbye was as if my Mom and Dad are .. (I don't want to say it. It's a taboo, according to my grandmother).
We said goodbye in drowsiness. My mom was overly emotional. Kept crying every chance she got. I surprisingly and successfully held my tears. My sister on the other hand, wasn't as lucky. She was sobbing. Like sobbing real hard. You know when you're crying too hard that you start having hiccups? Yes, that was what my sister was doing. My dad was relax as per usual. He was cracking unfunny jokes. I just gave him my best 'stop it, dad, I know you're sad' look. He didn't notice.
Today is strangely gloomy. Everyone was quiet. My youngest brother separated himself from the rest of us. Sits by the window alone. Everyone is sad. Tears are threatening to fall. I better go now.
Bye.
We said goodbye in drowsiness. My mom was overly emotional. Kept crying every chance she got. I surprisingly and successfully held my tears. My sister on the other hand, wasn't as lucky. She was sobbing. Like sobbing real hard. You know when you're crying too hard that you start having hiccups? Yes, that was what my sister was doing. My dad was relax as per usual. He was cracking unfunny jokes. I just gave him my best 'stop it, dad, I know you're sad' look. He didn't notice.
Today is strangely gloomy. Everyone was quiet. My youngest brother separated himself from the rest of us. Sits by the window alone. Everyone is sad. Tears are threatening to fall. I better go now.
Bye.
